Title: Bellegarde
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Notes/Warnings: Contest entry at sakumoto for Sho's birthday. Set during World War II, French Resistance. Slight debt of thanks to the films Charlotte Gray and Inglourious Basterds and maybe a little of Hemingway’s For Whom the Bell Tolls to help me envision this universe. The town of Bellegarde exists (I Google Map things for fun) but the events of this story are fictionalized.

( Bellegarde )

Title: Minted
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: Jun takes the first mint in all its green-speckled glory and taps it against his own lips. “I don’t know if I want to let you have it.”
Notes/Warnings: Um, this might be closer to R, but I'll just be careful. IDK. Um, this was obviously a prompt submitted by my pants. It helps if you have seen the Shukudai episode mentioned within, the recent one where Sho had to eat all the stinky food. If that's not a lead-in to porn, gosh, what is?

( Minted )

Title: Sugary Law and Sweet Order
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Gen - all of Arashi
Summary: In the Candy Land justice system, the people are allowed to express grievances in the Room of Judgery. Cases are then decided by King Kandy whose decision is absolute. These are their stories.
Notes/Warnings: An End of 2009 Request from foxymulder42 who abused her privilege as my best friend and asked for Arashi in Candy Land. Obviously crack. Oh, and I'm not a lawyer, can you tell?

( Sugary Law and Sweet Order )

Title: The Joy of Xerox
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Sakurai Sho/Ninomiya Kazunari
Summary: Leave it to Nino to find the most unflattering picture of all time.
Notes/Warnings: A 2010 Sho Birthday Request from narusaku4vr who wanted "Nino surprises Sho for his birthday. Lots of sweetness and fluffiness or whatever." My definition of sweet may vary from yours ;)

( The Joy of Xerox )

Title: Sho Gets a Death Note...Cell Phone App
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Sho, all of Arashi
Summary: “ENTER A NAME AND THEY WILL DIE.”
Notes/Warnings: A 2010 Sho Birthday Request from cris_kanaschiro who wanted me to follow up on "When Ohno is lost at sea, Sho takes over as Arashi's leader." This is...crack. Oh my god is this crack.

( Sho Gets a Death Note...Cell Phone App )

Title: Scrambled
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: He wasn’t even sure if Sakurai could make toast without assistance
Notes/Warnings: An End of 2009 Request from r_1_ss_a who wanted something involving Jun as a cooking teacher for Sho.

( Scrambled )

Title: The Naked Truth
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: “Who stands in front of their window with their pants halfway down their ass?”
Notes/Warnings: I'm sorry for this, but Sho's half naked body is all over my friends list today. I will get to all the fic I owe you people later. I wanted something silly first.

( The Naked Truth )

Title: It's Always Sunny in TOKIO
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: All of TOKIO with assorted JE cameos.
Summary: “Well, he’s our bandmate. We have to support him, even if he’s a severely demented serial killer.”
Notes/Warnings: For the JE New Year 2010 Anonmeme - they wanted a crossover with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Blatantly stole the plot of an episode and thrust TOKIO into it.

( It's Always Sunny in TOKIO )

Title: Not Gay. Aristocratic.
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Akanishi Jin, Matsumoto Jun
Summary: “As annoying as my own mother. And twice as feminine.”
Notes/Warnings: For the JE New Year 2010 Anonmeme. Jin and Jun as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson - afraid this one doesn't go past the innuendo phase, haha.

( Not Gay. Aristocratic. )

Title: Branching Out
Rating: R (barely)
Characters/Pairings: Ninomiya Kazunari/Kamenashi Kazuya
Summary: “Door's locked, got a minute?”
Notes/Warnings: For the JE New Year 2010 Anonmeme. Because this pairing's taking over my circle of (whore) friends.

( Branching Out )

Title: Booty Call
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Ikuta Toma
Summary: He wonders briefly who else Jun would have called if Toma was busy or sleeping.
Notes/Warnings: For the JE New Year 2010 Anonmeme. It's sad that the only stuff I've written for this pairing is porn. Sigh.

( Booty Call )

Title: Lesson One - Don't Get Sick
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: All of Arashi, gen
Summary: Jun loved his bandmates. Really, he did.
Notes/Warnings: For the JE New Year 2010 Anonmeme. Request for Jun getting sick and Arashi taking care of him.

( Lesson One - Don't Get Sick )

Title: Roommates
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Sawada Shin/Suzuki Taiyo (Gokusen; Yoiko no Mikata)
Summary: It wasn’t that Sawada Shin was unfriendly - he could be nice when he absolutely had to be, but he just wasn’t used to the sunshine and rainbows and neverending smiles of his new roommate.
Notes/Warnings: An End of 2009 Request from ME!! Another one of those things I've never been able to find so I figured I'd write it myself. And an excuse for more Sakumoto, indirectly :)!

( Roommates )

Title: The One Where Nino is a Psychic Detective
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Ninomiya Kazunari; Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho; other assorted cameos
Summary: Nino is a fake psychic detective, working with his stuffy sidekick and BFF Sho to solve mysteries. One day, an idol in fabulous sunglasses comes in – just who is abducting boys from his entertainment agency? Nino’s on the case!
Notes/Warnings: Obviously this was me. Written for that ho katmillia for je_holiday 2009! Borrowed from the TV shows Psych and a bit of Flight of the Conchords.

( The One Where Nino is a Psychic Detective )

Title: Services Rendered
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: It was always early mornings that made Jun question why he retained Sakurai’s services.
Notes/Warnings: For the Drabble-a-thon at sakumoto. A request by l3aibua who wanted Jun as the heir of a rich noble family and Sho as his loyal butler.

( Services Rendered )

Title: Home Field Advantage
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun, Ninomiya Kazunari/Kamenashi Kazuya
Summary: Jun doesn’t think Nino’s the most comfortable pillow, but Kame’s a little lost, and Nino’s far nicer than he tends to let on.
Notes/Warnings: An End of 2009 Request from katmillia who wanted some combination of Jun, Nino and Kame. Because she's icky, I decided to take her prompt seriously instead. HAHA.

( Home Field Advantage )

Title: Yatta, Yatta
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Sakurai Sho/Fukada Kyoko
Summary: But now filming’s done and celebrations are going on, and Kyoko-chan’s got some cute little purple hearts on the tips of her fingernails, and Sho’s trashed.
Notes/Warnings: An End of 2009 Request from...ME!! Yes, I've always wanted this but haven't been able to find it! So why not write it myself? Anyhow, Ms. Fukakyon was on 5LDK with TOKIO and Sho did a VTR saying they went out to karaoke after the wrap party for Yatterman, and she kept calling him "Prince" or something. I don't know. But that's where this comes from.

( Yatta, Yatta )

Title: All That's Fit to Print
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Sakurai Sho --> Matsumoto Jun; Anderson Cooper
Summary: “Do you think the devil horns on President McKinley are a bit much?” Jun asked, looking a tad nervous.
Notes/Warnings: An End of 2009 Request from chelshock who wanted Jun fanboying over Anderson Cooper and Sho's resulting bitchfit. Haha, this is probably NOT what she was expecting. Not as much fanboying as there is some Sho-jealousy!

( All That's Fit to Print )

Title: We Blaze Away
Rating: PG-13 (but with a mild almost R scene, but not really?)
Characters/Pairings: Matsumoto Jun/Sakurai Sho
Summary: But you / My brother in arms / I'd rather I'd lose my limbs /
Than let you come to harm
Notes/Warnings: For the Drabble-a-thon at sakumoto that wanted one of them to live forever and the other to have one day left. I sort of kind of tweaked this prompt to my satisfaction though. Lyrics and title from 'The Soldiering Life' by The Decemberists.

( We Blaze Away )